The FreeBSD Swastika Event

In late October 2026 pmjv created an issue of Funhole Content Review titled BOMBSHELL TAPE STUNS THE PRESIDENCY. Originally met with lukewarm reception, it gained traction after it was revealed by Graham Perrin, a FreeBSD subreddit moderator not affiliated with the FreeBSD project in any capacity, that the Content Review was accusing the FreeBSD project of fascism. This claim was backed up by the fact that both the words "swastika" and "FreeBSD" appeared in the Review.

The event also introduced the Fediverse Harassment Panda mascot.

Road to War

After pmjv's creation of the BOMBSHELL TAPE STUNS THE PRESIDENCY Content Review issue, it was quickly attacked by Graham Perrin, pmjv's former supporter and fan. pmjv initially though the attack was meant as a joke, but quickly realized the truth, when demands for the removal of said issue were introduced. pmjv quickly reacted by creating a subsequent [REDACTED UPON REQUEST] issue, which mocked the demands. Tired of defending his work, pmjv finally replied to whatever Graham was saying with You're right. and went to bed to masturbate.

The next morning Graham escalated the situation by blocking all pmjv's numerous fediverse accounts and retreated to his FreeBSD subreddit, where he began his military campaign against pmjv. pmjv's artwork that was previously featured in the subreddit's sidebar was removed, and a special thread introduced Graham's fascistic accusations to his reddit audience. Links to the Content Review were pinned, beginning the harassment campaign. All comments in support of pmjv were removed.

pmjv quickly realized the need to act in order to defend against the slough and erected a satirical counter-offense in the form of a repurpossed HORP Panda, introduced as Panda Service Announcement Panda, later referred to as Fediverse Harassment Panda. The public Panda post^[ext] contained Graham's accusations, and ridiculed his lack of media literacy. pmjv concluded the post by saying that while he is a man of principle, and will not censor his art, he is also a money whore, willing to put aside any principles, if enough money is sent to him. The money was not raised and the Content Review remains up.

The infosec.exchange ban

Following his public statement, which gathered over 500 engagements in support, pmjv's posts were briefly brigaded by hired assassins, who reported his posts with the intent of silencing him. pmjv was banned on one of the largest mastodon instances, costing him hundreds of thousands^{[citation needed]} followers. Several hours later, an armed mob of pmjv enthusiasts stormed the infosec palace and had pmjv's ban lifted.

Aftermath

pmjv declared victory the next morning on his patreonspecial paywalled hotpink fediverse instance account in a private post accompanied by jdr's content depiction of the FreeBSD Swastika event. Several hours later, an official response from the FreeBSD team was emailed to pmjv, apologizing for the harassment, denouncing Graham and his actions, and clarifying that he has nothing to do with the project.

It is unknown what Graham is doing now, but it's safe to assume that nobody cares anymore. In a private conversation pmjv stated that he regrets the loss of Graham as a friend and a paying supporter, and wishes him well.